How often do I need to change my oil if I never use the car?

I have a 2000 mazda protege in storage. I never drive it. I run the engine for 15 minutes every week. How often do I need to change the oil?

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What color should i paint my hideous car?

I currently drive the most embarassing hunk of garbage on the planet: a baby-blueish 1992 Ford Tempo. Alright, the car itself isn't THAT bad (just 56k miles) but the Smurf-puke color has GOT TO GO. Any suggestions?

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Porsche boxster help?

If it's a 02 and the person wants 6,000 for it…

Are these cars expensive to maintain and… the car isn't damaged, it has 130,000 miles on it.

So…

Is it a good car?
Is it something that's expensive to maintain?

And feel free to add in anything about Porsches in general.

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BMW vs Audi?!!!??!?!?!?!?

2007 328i BMW or 2007 Audi A4?

which is better for maintenance?

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1996 GMC Jimmy oil pressure gauge acting up, do I need to change oil pump?

The gauge is dropping to zero at times and I can actually hear the engine sounds change when it does. Is this the oil pump, and if so where is it located?

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2011 honda crb1000rr or suzuki gsxr600, what is the better bike?

Can't decide, which bike is better for look, comfort and ride on road, i heard honda hasn't made many changes to there bike in years

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Will chevrolet ever make another chevelle?

That be a great way to make money i mean car wise chevys got camaros corvettes caprices impalas what happened to the chevelle they should make a new way something like the cruze maybe the camaro like have you heard of anything any ideas of them doing it?

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Bad ball joints on a 2001 ford explorer sport 4wd?

01 ford explorer sport 4×4. wife took it to a tire shop to have a leaky tire fixed. They said that both ball joints upper and lower on both sides need replaced. Also the right sway bar link has come loose. This vehicle has 145k miles on it. mostly highway miles. No clunking in the front end or any noises for that matter. Yes I seen where the sway bar end was broken loose and that I can fix easily. I routinely take this vehicle on out of state trips in excess of 800 miles each way. Never had a problem with the front end. They quoted me $540 to replace both lower ball joints, $450 for the uppers. another $125 for the sway bar links, then they also said I needed new brakes $325 for the front and $300 for the rear. after all the taxes and everything they tried to convince my wife to agree to a $2100 repair bill. My tires aren't wearing strange. Yes I probably need the brake shoes but I can put them on cheaper. I always thought that when the ball joints were bad you would have a clunking in the front end and it would show on the tire wear pattern. I think this bill is way to high and they were trying to take advantage of my wife thinking she would just say fix it. They did scare her though and she drove it home very slowly.

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Should I buy a bmw 320i saloon or a mercedes clk 230k, same price both 2001 registration?

i prefer the bmw. both good i guess. what do you want from it though. bmw has 4 doors if you need space. compare the fuel consumption, insurance, tax and power. whatever you want form it just compare the two. when i bought mine i was looking for economy, and i mostly compared this with other cars. and the insurance

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My car is over heating ?

My Honda civic 96 heats up when I am at a dead stop, or am not going very fast in stop and go traffic. I seem to notice that it happens more after I am done driving on the highway. It is not leaking coolant. I changed the termostat, radiator, radiator cap, and had the head gaskets redone. Any other ideas! I took it to several places and no one seems to k ow what's wrong..

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